Deadspin Down All Night: We Come Running
Thank you for your continued support of Heading for the Exits. We’ll see you right back here tomorrow.
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Monthly Archives: October 2012
History Lessons: The Dictionary
History. What is it? Can you touch it, like a lover’s breast? No one knows the answers to these questions, but here at Heading for the Exits, we’re committed to helping people develop a better understanding of this mysterious subject. … Continue reading
Life Lessons: Never Be An English Major
Some of you may be in college or about to enter college. To you, I have only one piece of advice. Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, elect to be an English major. “Why not?” you may ask. … Continue reading
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Deadspin Down All Night: Come Back Home
Thanks for your continued support of HFTE. We’ll see you all again bright and early tomorrow.
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Rebranding HFTE
[Note from the author: this post was written before the devastation that was brought on by Hurricane Sandy yesterday. In recognition of the difficulties being faced by my fellow Northeasterners, I have seamlessly added some Hurricane Sandy jokes to this … Continue reading
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In Case You Missed It: Your Monday Night Roundup
Miss the action last night? That’s quite alright. As you are probably aware, one of our favorite sites, Deadspin, was down last night, so we took the ball and ran with it. I fired up the coffee pot and woke … Continue reading
Deadspin Down All Night: The System is Down
Thanks for your continued support of HFTE. Nobody is coming up tonight, but we’ve got Sgt. Hammerclaw and DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver coming up tomorrow. Stay safe, gentlemen.
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JAMBOROO!
Time for your weekly Monday Night Dick Joke Jamboroo, where we take a look at this week’s games. I was driving through my neighborhood the other day dodging gigantic leaf piles with my minivan because the city hasn’t gotten off … Continue reading
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Sports Radio Interviews: Hulk Hogan
Every morning Today, we here at HFTE sift through the chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and professional wrestlers with recently released hump tapes. Here we go: Hi, Hulk, thanks for joining us! … Hulk? You … Continue reading
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Drunken Hookup Failure: HFTE Edition!
one time i dranked a bunch a beers and tried to hook up my new tv but i couldnt hooked it up
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