Ed. Note: Friend of the Blog PostApocalypticRecSpecs returns this week with another edition of Breaking Bad Beats. Did everyone have a nice Thanksgiving? Don’t answer that, because I don’t really give a shit. Since it’s now dark at 3:20 pm, … Continue reading
Hello. It’s nice to see you again. Today’s Topic: Glitter is awful.
Hello. This is your open thread. Today’s YouTube clip is from the hilarious, but short-lived podcast Daves of Thunder with Dave Dameshek and Dave Feeney. The clip below was from a recurring segment known as “Jacuzzi Thoughts.” The gag was that a … Continue reading
Welcome to your inaugural Heading for the Exits Open Thread! (Not including the days that Deadspin’s servers crashed and we ran “Deadspin Down All Night to help them out, of course) Up until now, we didn’t want to step on … Continue reading
This past weekend, we all heard about the devastating news of Fireman Ed quitting his position as the Jets’ unofficial super-duper-superfan. Let’s face it, Ed is one of only a few non-celebrity fans that other sports fans across the country … Continue reading
Everyone in the whole world knows Chris Brown is a pile of shit. Instead of rehashing all the reasons that Chris Brown is a pile of shit, I’ll just pause and give you some time to absorb the image I’ve … Continue reading
The all-new 2013 Nissan Altima offers a multitude of technological innovations. The most impressive of these innovations is a system that will save you untold hours of time, time that you could spend with your family or masturbating, by issuing … Continue reading
That’s right, folks. Deadspin’s PolkPanther has brought his world famous bingo cards to HFTE. Get out your big purple markers, and thank him @Polkpanther. Good luck, turds!
A lot has been made over the past few days regarding the massive savings that retailers are offering in order to boost consumer spending over the Thanksgiving weekend. The internet is full of roundups that detail the biggest savings nationwide, … Continue reading
HELLO. It is Thanksgiving. Well, for me it isn’t quite yet, because It’s 8:49 PM the night before Thanksgiving. I’m drinking. Anyway, I can’t speak for the rest of the HFTE crew (because Sarge and Mantis have left us … Continue reading