AP2K: Visualizing every carry of Adrian Peterson’s 2012
MVP or GTFO. (Click to embiggen. Data source: Pro Football Reference)
Monthly Archives: December 2012
DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver: An Infographic
Our dear friend and HFTE “pledge” PolkPanther has launched our little blog into the stratosphere with his visually appealing and extremely informative graphics. Well, PolkPanther isn’t the only one with computer graphics skills and data analysis skills and a cat … Continue reading
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Monday Morning Haiku
Mondays suck, but it’s always a little easier to get through the day when you have a creative outlet. Personally, I enjoy writing haiku about things that are close to my heart to lift my spirits. As I bear my … Continue reading
Posted in Big Sloppy, Haiku, Pledge
Tagged A-Rod, Big Sloppy, chipper jones, haiku, poetry, Taco Bell, This is dumb, virgil
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30 Dimes
In today’s edition of “Great White Guy Basketball Achievements” we visualize Scott Skiles’ NBA-record 30-assist game, which happened 22 years ago today. As always, click to embiggen. If you want to remember the Orlando Magic before Shaq showed up, watch … Continue reading
Posted in Polk Panther, Uncategorized
Tagged data visualization, nba, scott skiles, white guys
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Ronaldo’s 63
After my Messi 91 visualization went viral around the globe, I was inundated with requests to do one for Ronaldo, since people like him and/or Real Madrid for some reason. So here are Ronaldo’s 63 goals from the 2012 calendar … Continue reading
From the HFTE Archives: Charlestown Chiefs Line Chart
As a pledge, I have to spend a lot of time in the HFTE Archives, aka Hammerclaw’s crawlspace. I was cleaning out a box of old hockey memorabilia and I found this underneath a pile of game-worn Ned Braden socks. … Continue reading
Posted in From the HFTE Archives, Polk Panther
Tagged charlestown chiefs, crawlspaces, hockey, slapshot
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An HFTE Investigation: LeBron’s Headband
(Data source: The Basketball Jones)
Posted in An HFTE Investigation, Polk Panther
Tagged HFTE Investigation, lebron, male pattern baldness, nba
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Breaking Bad Beats
All right motherfuckers, daddy’s got some free time. I hope all you people with kids got your brats everything their little heart’s desired, so I don’t have to listen to them throw a tantrum every five goddamn minutes while I’m the … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Bad Beats
Tagged Breaking Bad Beats, Gambling, PostApocalypticRecSpecs
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New Year’s Resolutions: Sgt. Hammerclaw
On January 1st of every new year, millions of people make resolutions that they will ultimately break on January 2nd. We at HFTE are no different. Over the next few days, we will each make our 2013 resolutions public. Up … Continue reading
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New Year’s Resolutions: Sweating Mullets
On January 1st of every new year, millions of people make resolutions that they will ultimately break on January 2nd. We at HFTE are no different. Over the next few days, we will each make our 2013 resolutions public. Up … Continue reading
Posted in HFTE Resolutions
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