You know what I enjoy? Good TV shows. You know what I don’t enjoy? Being the guy who hasn’t seen an immensely popular show, having to constantly listen to JoeBob from Marketing tell me how great it is, and then … Continue reading
Interior – BH’s chill pad, 2:37 PM My kid: [sleep] [phone rings louder than previously thought possible] Me: [breaks neck retrieving cordless] Hell-o? Phone speaker: [sounds really shitty and awful] Guy: As-salam alaykum. How are you today? Are you a Muslim? Me: No, thank … Continue reading
Years ago, when someone would ask me to give a presentation to a large group, I would shit my pants on the spot. I would also shit my pants when someone asked me to write up a report, go pick … Continue reading
Twitter isn’t only good for following porn stars and athletes – there are some legitimately funny people that post their highly entertaining musings in 140 characters or less. Late in 2012, Rolling Stone magazine put together a list of 25 funniest … Continue reading
It’s Super Bowl week, get stoked! You have one last Sunday to avoid doing all of the stuff you have been putting off for months, like clipping your toenails. Most people think that you need to end the NFL season … Continue reading
I have action on the Pro Bowl. Take it away, Bookie: U have a gambling problem. I’m sure [redacted]‘s betting it so you’re in. Good luck. I’ll pass on the pro bowl. $75 on the AFC -1. Come on … Continue reading
It’s that unfortunate time of the year where the average person goes from caring very little about tennis to not even giving two shits about it. The break between the Aussie Open and the French is criminally long, especially when … Continue reading
On January 1st of every new year, millions of people make resolutions that they will ultimately break on January 2nd. We at HFTE are no different. Over the next few days weeks, we will each make our 2013 resolutions public. … Continue reading
Hi Jason, Sgt. Hammerclaw here. You don’t know who I am, and I certainly wouldn’t expect you to, so please give me a moment to tell you a little bit about myself. At my core, I am just another guy. … Continue reading