4 Responses to An HFTE Investigation: What If American Sports Used Metric?

  1. ObscureSimpsonsReference says:

    There’s something to this. I’d have been just as interested in Brett Favre’s 0.1016m penis.

  2. Raysism says:

    There’s nothing more confusing than the fact that a 400m track is shorter than a 440y track.

  3. Gamboa says:

    I went to college with Bryant McKinnie. Used to see him in the cafeteria all the time. An absolute mountain of a man. I wonder if he ever looked at me in the slop line and thought about how one of us was destined to become a huge star.

    I hope things turned out OK for him, too.

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