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Weight: Relatively constant.
About Me: If this is a medical emergency, please stop reading and call 911. I’m a first year medical student who writes about things I’m learning when I don’t feel like studying…and it turns out writing is way more fun than studying. That “first year” part is important though, if you actually need medical advice, I’m probably not who you want to ask. I’d guess my advice is better than WebMD and worse than anyone who knows what they’re talking about. I can also be found making jokes on Deadspin under the same username an on Twitter as @SponsoredbyV8. Thanks for reading.