Heading for the Exits is hiring! If you want to be a part of the coolest new clique on the internet, (just a little blog humor for ya) look no further. We’re currently looking to add to our formerly starred staff of studdeds. (Did I get that right? I feel like I got that right.) Details below!
Amateurs need not apply. We are looking for current professional writers that looking for a new home, free from the tyranny of an Englishman who is trying to put his stamp on the internet by making a lot of different stamps. Minimum of 3 months of Deadspin writing experience is required.
If you’re reading this, you already know that we run a tight goddamn ship around here. That said, you write when you feel like it. It’s not too hard.
Since we don’t advertise or generate revenue, this is an unpaid position for the time being. If you bring some advertisers to HFTE with you, that could change! Please bring advertisers with you. My dog is so, so hungry.
Thank you for your interest. If you have any questions, or would like to submit your application for this opportunity, please email me at email@example.com.
Have a great day!