Oatmeals, Ranked

Here is an official ranking of oatmeals from your pal, Sgt. Hammerclaw. I’ll be honest, I didn’t pull any punches here so if you’re not prepared to have your entire world turned upside down, you might want to stop reading right now and save yourself the heartache.

OATMEALS, RANKED.

1. Apples & Cinnamon

Controversial? Of course. It wouldn’t be a controversial blog post if I went with “Plain” or “Pretentious Organic,” would it?

2. All the rest.

All of the other oatmeals are very good, too. I like oatmeal. I don’t have it often, but it is good.

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5 Responses to Oatmeals, Ranked

  1. Fidrych or die tryin says:

    I both opened HeadingForTheExits and ate apple oatmeal today for the first time in months. Coincidence?

  2. Rodgers says:

    Holy shit Duffey, you’re alive. Guessing all that sugar in your oatmeal gave you the Type 2, which is why you’ve been gone.

  3. DougExeter says:

    YEs. YES!

  4. mangini in a bottle says:

    Hey who the fuck is THIS GUY

  5. penelope baloggins says:

    1) MAPLE SYRUP

    2) MAPLE SYRUP

    3) brown sugar

    4) apples & cinnamon

    somebody please fucking disagree with me.

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