6 Responses to Your HFTE Open Thread – November 30, 2012

  1. Sgt. Hammerclaw says:

    Holy shit. Look at the comment history of BedBoardsAndBeyond. More specifically, look at the last hour, and the timestamp on all of his comments. This guy has been angrily commenting everywhere across the Gawker platform at a goddamn exhausting rate. I’m actually somewhat impressed by his dedication to shitty comments.

  2. BronzeHammer says:

    Because in retrospect I realize it doesn’t make as much sense as I thought it did, and because it’s not funny enough or dumb enough (I hope) to get mentioned by Shitehawk, here’s my explanation for this joke:


    I know that David Stern doesn’t share many similarities with a subway. He’s not, strictly speaking, big, and he’s not “long” either, whatever that’d mean in this context. He doesn’t stop and start, and he’s not a big scary machine.

    So this seems kind of stupid, and it totally is. But just because he’s a little wide, the idea of a big subway train with nice rounded edges and his face on the front writhing around under the city begrudgingly interacting with people and snapping at children just struck me as so Sternian I couldn’t help myself.

  3. Sneijderman says:

    It’s only 11:28, and already there have been a number of comments that have caused me to snort. Great job guys.

  4. Gamboa says:

    Sparkles are even worse!!!

  5. Same Sad Echo says:

    Well sure he’s a bit of a molester, but damn that song gets me fired up every time. So awful seems a little harsh.

    • Sgt. Hammerclaw says:

      Understandable. Chris Brown has been successfully using his Glitter Exemption for a couple of years now.

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